Want to Win Your Age Group? Consider Smoking Crack:
You know the problem. You wish you were faster. You say you run races just for the experience. That smile and the beer in hand are just a facade hiding that deep-seated desire to run really, really fast. You secretly fantasize about posting that age group win on Facebook so all your friends will envy you. If only you were faster.
Some people train hard. Some people have natural talent. Some people just get lucky sometimes. [...]